my precious goat..

Here is my precious goat name Christine aka "tentay" Morelos. Why do I call her goat? because of her everyday meal of side salad with just geen leafy veggies included..hurhurhur...arghh..cant wait to see her in a sexy outfit..way to go girl..after eating those leafy veggies..what do you think she will buy next?a sinful caramel sundae..im quite thinking..how far can you go to loose weight?
Well, enough of those silly green veggies..kaboring na..hahaha..im kinda suprise lang..for me, d xa big deal..whether your xtra large or small..if someone comes along your way..grab it..minsan lang un..but still you need to leave extra for yourself..its a good feeling if your inlove..but love the right person nor love yourself first..just be patient to wait for the right person..ok lang magmahal ka ng gago kung mas gago ka..hahaha..pero kung goody goody ka..ngek..goodluck sau..

Enough na nga ung topic tungkol sa GVL- green veggies lover..hahaha
Funny talaga yung mga taong kausap ku kahapon..
Agent 1: lam mu gurl last tym nung gimimik kme..nahiya aku dun sa taxi driver..grabe!
Agent 2: Baket?
Agent 1: kase ksama ku yung mga kapatid ku..then dalawang taxi ung pinara namen xe di kame kasya sa isa..
Agent 3: Oh tapus?
Agent 4: "Nakatunganga lang"
Agent 1: Sabe ku xe sa kanya..manong, manong..may isang taxi tau ksama sa kabila..pa-callboy na lang..
Agent 2: Hahaha..bakla, anung callboy?
Agent 1:yung nga eh..pasosyal..sosyal pa xe aku..callboy nsplok ku instead na convoy.
Agent 5: feeler ka kase noh..
Agent 4:teka, baket mu naman nilagay sa blog mu na may nude pics aku..(asking Agent 5)
Agent 5: db meron ka nude pics?ung lola mu nga naghagis pa nun ng tirador..infairness di ku xa napansin..hahaha
Agent 4:ah..lahat nga di nio na napansin..c erwin nga ung nagsabe sken ng ngyare the next day..
Agent 5: Ah c edward..(..laughing..)
** to make the story short..etong c agent 2 nagmamarunong..***
Agent 2: oo nga ung park square..hahaha..yung sa "CAIN-TE"
Agent 5 and 1: haha..ay meron bang cain-te..cainta meron..hahaha..slang ka ateng..
***well, yan ang epekto sa green leafy veggies..maxado ng nagiging pabibo..hahaha***
Agent 2: sori naman..ay gurl, db date cla carlo sa antipolo nakatira:
Agent 5:uu..dun sa marcos highway..
Agent 2:kame xe nila mami lage pumupunta dun sa CO-Ge-Yo
Agent 5:huh? san un?sori gurl ha..d aku diet eh..di aku bibo..anung CO-Ge-Yo? baka naman cogeo un? (quite thinking)
Agent 2:sabe ng dad ku CO-Ge-Yo..
Agent 5: hahaha..panu kapag naging barker ka? sinu sasakay sau?
**Guys, wag na kau magulat kung isang araw mawala na ang mga bermuda grass sa market market..xe ung precious goat ku sobrang nagutom..kasehodang pumutok na ang kaniyang mata sa gutom di na nia magagawang kumaen ng big meal sa mcdo..GVL na xa ngayon..****

Market..Market..Zoo

Agent 1: sya ang frustrated artist na mahilig sa puti..hahaha..xa ang aming reynang uranggutan..baket kamo?bec she has a lot of monkey business..salamat sa push-up bra..

Agent 2:GVL stands for Green Veggies Lover..ofcourse xa ang aming wee-wee goat..

Agent 3: yan c bantay..wala lang..

Agent 4:pong pagong..hahaha..

Agent 5: cheetah..mabilis kumilos at magalet..grrr..

***sori repapips wala maxado maisip xe butas na bulsa ku***